The reports first starting hitting our outlying satellites days ago. We started observing unusual solar behavior coinciding with the brewing of this year’s Solar Abyss release. We knew there would be consequences for brewing a DIPA this big, this juicy, this insane. We thought all of our calculations were correct this time. But after we announced that we would be canning SOLAR ABYSS for the first time ever, it would appear we have disturbed something extra terrestrial out there.